DESCRIBE--------------- ---
-- YOUR HERITAGE: Arabic Canadian Italian English
-- THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: grey trainers...chic!
-- YOUR EYES: Very dark brown nearly black
-- YOUR WEAKNESS: Feeling guilty for everything
-- YOUR FEARS: Wasting my youth
-- ONE THING YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE: To be in a fucking band and have a home on a lake and fix classic cars when I'm old.
-----------------WHAT IS------------------
-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: I need tobacco
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: Sense of humour, how they present themselves.
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE SAME SEX: Sense of humour, smile, eyes and the way they dress
-- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: my eyes
-- YOUR BEDTIME: Is whenever I feel like it
-- YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Getting accepted to write for a music magazine.
-- YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: All of my childhood.
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
-- PEPSI OR COKE: Coke
-- MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: It's all junk
-- SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: I don't date
-- ADIDAS OR NIKE: Not bothered
-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: chocolate
-- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: Coffee
-----------------DO YOU------------------
-- SMOKE: heavily
-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: Bath every day
-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): Rarely, normally on famous people. Lame!.
-- WHO ARE THEY: Graham Coxon, Liam Lynch, Alan Martin, Todd from Terror Firmer and Maestro.
-- DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE?: I don't know
-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: Very much so
-- LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: I hardly ever went.
-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: Not really
-- TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: Yes
-- GET MOTION SICKNESS: Only on ships
-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: hahaha
-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: depends on the guilt factor at the time
-- GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Most of the time
-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: Depends
-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: I play a few
------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID:/:HAVE YOU--------------
-- DRANK ALCOHOL: Yes
-- SMOKE(D): Yes
-- DONE A DRUG: Herbal
-- HAVE SEX: No haha...wow I'm sad.
-- MADE OUT: Only with my hand.
-- GO ON A DATE: I dont date
-- GO TO THE MALL: No
-- EATEN SUSHI: I am not a lesbian.
-- BEEN ON STAGE: NO

-- BEEN DUMPED: No
-- GONE SKATING: No
-- MADE HOMEMADE COOKIES: Fuck off.
-- BEEN IN LOVE: IN love?....I need to think on that one.
-- DYED YOUR HAIR: Yeah
-- STOLEN ANYTHING: Is fraud stealing?
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
-- FLOWN ON A PLANE: No
-- MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: Yeah... Or if it was sunny, or snowing, or windy...
-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: Yup
-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: Yes
-- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT?: Yeah
-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: Yeah...a few
-- BEEN ON STAGE?: Yes
-- CUT YOUR HAIR: Yes
-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: Yes
-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING? No
-- BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICATED: Yes
-- BEEN CAUGHT "DOING SOMETHING": almost
-- BEEN CALLED A TEASE: yes
-- GOTTEN BEATEN UP?: yes
-- BEEN IN A FIGHT: yes
-- SHOPLIFTED: yes
-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
-- AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: When I have lost all hope...so around 35
-- NUMBERS AND NAMES OF CHILDREN: Don't want kids but if the condom splits...I'll hopefully have a girl and call her River Phoenix....hahaha hows THAT for white trash!. Or a boy called Sebastian.
-- DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: VEGAS.
-- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: By smoking too much pot.
-- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?: A fucking legend.
--WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT?: Canada, to see if their heads are flappy like on South Park.
-----------------OPPOSITE/SAME SEX------------------
men
-- BEST EYE COLOR: Any as long as they convey sincerity.
-- BEST HAIR COLOR: Black
---SHORT OR LONG HAIR: Short to medium
-- BEST HEIGHT: Depends
-- BEST WEIGHT: Depends
-- BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: Bar
-- BEST FIRST KISS LOCATION: At the train station
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
-- NUMBER OF KISSES YOU'VE GIVEN: Dunno
-- NUMBER OF DRUGS TAKEN ILLEGALLY: ...3
-- NUMBER OF PEOPLE I COULD TRUST WITH MY LIFE: 3
-- NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: 3
-- NUMBER OF TATTOOS: 0
-- NUMBER OF TIMES MY NAME HAS APPEARED IN THE NEWSPAPER?: A few times
-- NUMBER OF SCARS ON MY BODY: Too many
-- NUMBER OF THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET: Thank GOD I chose to smoke my memory away rather than confront my demons.
----------------FAVORITES--------------- ---
-- SHAMPOO: Whatever I can afford.
-- FAV COLOR: Lots
-- DAY/NIGHT: Night
-- SUMMER/WINTER: Winter
-- LACE OR SATIN: Both
-- FAVE CARTOON CHARACTER: The Tick
-- FAVE FOOD: Mexican
-- FAVE MOVIES: You got all day?
-- FAVE SPORT: Ice Hockey
----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
-- WEARING: My rathergood.com cat t-shirt/jammie trousers and stripey socks
-- DRINKING: Diet coke all the way.
-- THINKING ABOUT: Getting baked
-- LISTENING TO: Metric.
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
-- CRIED: Yes
-- WORN JEANS: No
-- MET SOMEONE NEW ONLINE:Yes
-- DONE LAUNDRY: Yes
-- DROVE A CAR: No
-- TALKED ON THE PHONE: Yes
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
-- YOURSELF: Nope
-- YOUR FRIENDS: Most of them
-- SANTA CLAUS: That bitch got me nothin last year.
-- TOOTH FAIRY: I have no teeth.
-- DESTINY/FATE: Never
-- GHOSTS: No
-- UFO'S: Cool thought...but no.
-- GOD: Sometimes
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
-- DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HAD ANOTHER NAME?: Yeah
-- DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?: kinda yeah kinda not
-- DO YOU LIKE ANYONE?: Kinda

-- WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ACTS THE MOST LIKE YOU?: Marie
-- WHO HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST OF YOUR FRIENDS?: Marie
-- ARE YOU CLOSE TO ANY FAMILY MEMBER?: My mum
-- WHO DO YOU HANG AROUND THE MOST?: Gareth
-- WHEN HAVE YOU CRIED THE MOST: I'm not a cryer, really.
-- WHAT'S THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: Sleeping
-- WORST FEELING?: Having to get up
-- WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 7:35
________________________________________ _____________________
+CURRENT+
CURRENT MOOD: Sleepy
CURRENT MUSIC: Right now? Louis XIV - God Killed The queen
CURRENT TASTE: I want Mexican food.
CURRENT HAIR: Mid length black
CURRENT ANNOYANCE: My mother.
CURRENT SMELL: Cigarettes ...mmmmmmm
CURRENT THING I OUGHT TO BE DOING: Sleeping/reviews/working out
CURRENT WINDOWS OPEN: what?
CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE: Evil Dead
CURRENT BOOK: Preacher.
CURRENT JOB: SLAVE
+DO I+HAVE I EVER+
HAVE A DREAM THAT KEEPS COMING BACK?: All the time
REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE?: No, I haven't had him yet.
STILL LOVE HIM/HER: ...erm
READ THE NEWSPAPER?: All the time
BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL FOREVER?: Depends.
CONSIDER YOURSELF TOLERANT OF OTHERS? Yes
CONSIDER LOVE A MISTAKE?: Depends
LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL?: yes
HAVE A FAVORITE CANDY?: Yes
DO WELL IN SCHOOL?: kinda...but not really. I passed what I needed to pass.
WEAR HATS?: Sometimes
CLOSE FRIENDS?: 3
WISH ON STARS?: No
LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Sometimes
CARE ABOUT LOOKS?: They are the most important thing in the world.
+LOVE AND STUFF+
GAY? STRAIGHT? BI? NULL?: Straight...I think!
FIRST CRUSH: Daniel Tolan
EVER BEEN IN A THING CALLED LOVE?: Fuck sake...NO!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: No
DO YOU BELIEVE IN "THE ONE?"...I don't know.
+ARE YOU A+
WUSS: not always but often
DRUGGY: Sometimes but not in a dirty sense...I just like to get wasted herbally from time to time.
DAYDREAMER: Forever
FREAK: depends on the day.
DORK: I AM THE DORK QUEEN.
BITCH/ASSHOLE: Sometimes
BRAT: Sometimes
SARCASTIC: no...............that was sarcasm.
SHY: Sometimes
TALKATIVE: Depends on how well I know the person
ADVENTUROUS: Very
JOKER: It's rare I'm serious.
+LAST+
LAST BOOK YOU READ: Comic books
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW: Re-Animator
LAST THING YOU HAD TO DRINK: Diet Coke
LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED: I took a bath just before
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: Gareth
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1. What is your name?
Melanie Frazer Hay ....see why I wanted to change my name now!?
2. What color underwear are you wearing now?
Black
3. What are you listening to right now?
Now! I'm listening to/watching porn.
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
42
5. What was the last thing you ate?
Rice Crispies
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
White
7. How is the weather right now?
Boring
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Nooowww....My mum
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same(if your gay) sex?
ugh......haven't I answered this before? ....I dunno...size of their package?
10. Favorite Food?
MEXICAN FOR FUCK SAKE
11. Favorite Drink?
Diet fucking coke.
12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink?
Guiness/Brown Ale
13. Favorite place to shop?
Netto.
14. Hair color:
Black
15. Eye Color:
brown/black
16. Do you wear contacts?
No
17. Top or Bottom?
It's always better on top so I have heard *coughs*
18. favorite month?
All the winter/dark night months
19. Favorite Fast Food?
Subway
20. Last Movie you Watched?
Re-Animator!!!
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
Charlie Manson Day.
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Yeah
23. Summer or Winter?
...............winter.
24. Hugs or Kisses?
Both.
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate
26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
They wont. They're too cool fo' skool, uh huh.
27. Who is most likely to respond?
Suzi with "Mel, you're retarded"
28. Who is least likely to respond?
Everyone
29. What books are you reading?
lots and lots of comics.
30. favorite TV Show at the moment?
How Clean Is Your House?
31. What's on your mouse pad?
Bagpuss.
32. Favorite board game?
Scrabble. No matter what...you always have the right letters to spell "lung"
33. What did you do last night?
Ignored myself.
34. Favorite Author?
Hitler.
35. Who inspires you?
Many people and things inspire me.
36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
SUGAR POPCORN
37. Dogs or cats?
Both...leaning more on the Dog side.
38. Favorite Flower?
My lady flower.
39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.?
I can't find the remote control!!!
40. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school?
No
41. What's on your desk?
Digicam, a big plastic cat and a shit load of dvds and cds and random bollocks.
42. Rock Concert or symphony?
lol Gig.
43. Play or Opera?
Play.
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes.
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
Never done it, fucker.
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right
47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
Neither
48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1
49. City and State you were born, country?
Newcastle, Tyne and Queer, BLIGHTY
50. Ever hitchhiked?
That shit is for prostitutes.